Jay

TEENAGERS

Why do older brothers become annoying starting at 13? Older brothers that are teens are hard to live with because they are annoying and torturous. They will always, eat all the food, keep secrets from you, and put your school projects in ruin.

Teenagers eat too much food. Like I remember one time we were having chicken nuggets for dinner, and Chad ate all of them half an hour early! So we went to crab village. He ate my favourite appetizer in five seconds flat! I think his growth has started early. And my first quote is "As a teenager you are at the first stage that you will be happy that the food is for you." By Fran Lebowitz. It's extreamly hard to control a teenagers growth spurt. A result of this is you'll have to buy an extra refrigerator.

Teenagers also put your school projects in ruin. My friend Danny once told me that he had just finished a story project and he left it on the table and he went to lunch. While he was gone, his older brother Andrew scribbled all over it in marker. Danny got super mad and his punishment was to do the progect the exact same way Danny did it. I also have another story to share. One day I was doing a progect about writing narratives. I was SO close to finishing but it was lunchtime so I had to go. Sneakily, Chad just walked up and delegated HALF my writing. After lunch, Chad had the same punishment as Andrew. To do the writing EXACTLY how I did it.

And lastly, they keep HUGE secrets from you. I watched a movie called "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". Greg's older brother, Roderick, stole a permission slip from Greg's backpack. It was about a Mother and Son dance. Greg didn't find out about it until next week. The day of the dance. By that time, Mom already had the slip. He never told Greg. And now Greg is stuck With the most emmbarissing mom, the most boring dance, and the most bad looking cloths.

This is Important to me because, I have a teenage brother and I know that he is annoying and torturous and hard to live with. But I want to know the reasons why. Like eating all the food, keeping secrets, and ruining school projects. I hope you have learned something from this essay.